There was a girl at my work today who was talking about how Katy Perry is her guilty pleasure. She said, "I know her songs are so dirty but I just love them!" And, I have to say that I completely agree with her... NOT about Katy Perry! Frankly, I feel that all of Katy Perry's songs are sung better from a guy's perspective. (No offense to any of her fans...) But there's just something about "Yeah" by Usher that I love! And it's completely awful, I know! Let's face it: that song straight up talks about getting naked and... Well, most of you are married so you know what happens after that...
I was changing radio stations in the car the other day and I came across one of those inappropriate songs. And then I literally had a realization right in the middle of 900 E. IT'S THE BEAT!!! Take out the dirty words and I'm in love. Those songs are a booty bumping masterpiece! So, here's my plea to you future radio DJ's: keep the "Apple Bottom Jeans" bass line, just don't tell me about how shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
